1, Which two words contain thousands of letters? Post office
2, What kind of dog does not bite or bark? A hot dog
3, Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won’t come to us.
4, What year is the best year for a kangaroo? Leap year
5, Why is Sunday is the strongest day in a week? Because the rest of the days are weak days.
6, What will break once you say it? Silence
7, What fruit is never found singly? Pear
8, What clothing is always sad? Blue jeans
9, What is heavier in summer than in winter? The traffic to the beach
10, When are people smartest? When it’s sunny, everything is brighter
11, How many legs do horses have? Six. Forelegs in the front, two in the back
12, What’s the poorest bank in the world? The river bank
13, Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad? Mom. Because dad is farther.
14, What is the smallest room in the world? A mushroom
15, What has nothing but a head and a tail? A coin. Head(正面) tail (反面)
16, What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy?Drink well water.
17, Why is 10×10=1000 like your left eye? Because it’s not right.
18, What do you still keep after giving it to someone else? Your word
19, Take away my first letter, take away my second letter, take away all my letters, and I remain the same, what am I? a postman
20, What king belongs to a student? A ruler
21, How long is a shoe? A little more than a foot long.
22, What is black and white and red (read) all over? Newspaper
23, What has a tongue but can’t talk? An envelope
24, How do you feel today? With my hands, of course
25, What has four legs but only one foot? A bed
26, What has many tails(tales) but no head? A book of stories
27, What has three hands but only one face? A clock
28, Which can move faster, heat or cold? Heat. You can catch a cold
29, Who always drives his customers away? A taxi-driver
30, What’s the smallest bridge in the world? The bridge of a nose
31, Who will be your friend, a poor friend or a rich friend? A poor friend, because a friend in need is a friend indeed.
32, What colour is the wind? Blue. The wind blew.
33, Why is the library the highest building? Because it has the most stories.
34, What is the longest word in the English language? Smile
35, What part of London is in France? The letter “N”.
36, What makes a road broad? B
37, What letter stands for the ocean? C
38, What three letters turn a boy into a man? AGE
39, What starts with T, ends with T, and can be full of T? teapot
40, How can you change a pear into a pearl? L
41, What’s the end of the word? D
42, Why are girls afraid of the letter C? because it makes fat fact.
43, What letter is a kind of drink? T